Cars. They tell where you are, park themselves and now pay for the parking all on their own. In the future, when they drive themselves, all of you (you know who you are) can sit your big asses in your cars and put on your makeup, eat your sausage biscuit and drink your high fat super lactose caramel machiatto, play with yourself, sext your lover and whatever else you do, without being a scaremare for the rest of us.
Thieves can now steal your car and....park it for free, too. You'll be able to retrieve it by your GPS and, if you whistle loud enough, it will hear you and drive itself home. Imagine, you can sit at home, sit in your car and sit at your office desk, doing nothing, having it all done for you. (Wall-E?) Let's all get fat and lazy together. Gooooooooooooooooo Team!
Do Not forget to set your House to call in sick for you Monday so you do not have to get up and do it yourself.
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